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Old 09-24-2009, 05:36 AM
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Happy Birthday Jeff
Lets give it up for our boy Iced Realm. Have a great one man! \m/
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:36 AM
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happy birthday!

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You short haired butthole. Wait, that's me. Happy B-day. Woot!
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:42 AM
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:01 AM
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Happy birthday, mate!
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:07 AM
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HBD TiR!!!
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awwww, one more year, i was about ready to put on my someones turning 21 drinking pants.....have a good one
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
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Thanks guys. I think I'm more excited about being one year away from being able to buy a handgun than being able to drink.
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Wow then you can get drunk and shoot up the place.
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excuse me sir,you remind me of a bulldog licking piss off a thistle
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Happy Birthday dude!
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happy birthday buddy.
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Happy birthday man! Hell, I thought you were older than me!
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Happy Birthday man, hope you have a great day. I'll go listen to The Faceless and Necrophagist in your honor
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